Krulltak: http://www.rsv9.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tesla_old.jpg
Krulltak: holy hlel
Krulltak: hell
Krulltak: he -really- did not die well
JON: why doesnt he eat a sandwhich
JON: what did he have
Krulltak: Cans of peas
JON: was he sick i mean
Krulltak: All the sandwiches were J-edison’d away
Krulltak: sick in the head, sure
Waaaghmachine: I’m shocked that you made a pun…
Krulltak: teddeh
熊☆ちゃん: yes?
Krulltak: So two guys are out hunting
Krulltak: in New Jersey
Krulltak: and suddenly one of them falls to his knees and grasps his chest
Krulltak: he can’t breath and falls over
Krulltak: paniced, his friend calls 9-1-1
Krulltak: he explains the situation to the operator
Krulltak: who responds “calm down, its okay, I can help”
Krulltak: “My friend is dead, operator!”
Krulltak: “Okay, first
Krulltak: make sure he is dead”
Krulltak: The operator hears a momentary silence, and then a loud shot
Krulltak: Hunter: “Okay, now what?”
熊☆ちゃん: I KNEW IT.
Krulltak: that joke is courtesy of
Krulltak: a ROBOT
the world’s first robot comedian
熊☆ちゃん: *shakes head*
Krulltak: she also made a joke about television
“How many of you guys like television”
“I personally find it highly educational”
“whenever someone turns it on, I go into the other room and read”
熊☆ちゃん: ha ha ha ha.
Krulltak: hey shut your sarcasm
its her first time performing
[link] this is the company that built her
MARILYN MONROEBOT LABS
hrm
I’ll admit
that’s a cute website
more women should build robots
so far our robots have been bomb defusers and predator drones
so we need chicks to build comedian robots
and other non-violent things
