Sterkiron: Man I want my wedding cake to just be red
Sterkiron: and when I go to cut it a mechanism inside it
Sterkiron: pops out a hammer and sickle and a little speaker inside that hammer and sickle outs me as a socialist in front of all my friends and family
Krulltak: yesssssssssssssssssssss
Krulltak: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Sterkiron: and then my spouse and I get in our wedding car
Sterkiron: and drive away
Sterkiron: from all of them
Sterkiron: forever
Krulltak: yo if that’s your wedding cake you pretty much have to marry me
Simon the Zealot: hahaha
JON: manny thats not how you propose
Sterkiron: and they get left with my communist cake and they’re like
Sterkiron: ‘what now’
Simon the Zealot: yeah you have to challenge him to mortal combat
adrawrable: god damn that poem.
Simon the Zealot: i instinctively almost typed mortal combat with a k.
Krulltak: hahaha
Sterkiron: ‘do we even eat this’
Krulltak: yes, everyone gets a precisely equal slice
Krulltak: in fact the cake is
Krulltak: pre-sliced
Krulltak: to be completely equal
Sterkiron: I won’t be there to make sure that happens though
Sterkiron: the idea is to leave everyone completely bewildered
Sterkiron: and never talk to any of them again
Simon the Zealot: what would a libertarian cake be like
Simon the Zealot: would it be molded in the shape of ron paul’s dick
Sterkiron: yo
Sterkiron: it’s like a cupcake
Sterkiron: except you only bake /one/
Sterkiron: and you eat it alone
Sterkiron: in the dark
Simon the Zealot: hahahaha
adrawrable: omfg
JON: and the CIA steals it from the ceremony and squishes it on the ground
JON: and everyone feels validated
JON: maybe they come out of some van or something
Sterkiron: libertarian cupcake addition:
Sterkiron: it tastes fucking awful because you tried to add bacon to a /fucking cupcake/ you /moron/ but you eat it anyway feeling justified in your freedom
Sterkiron: afterwards you burn a quran
Krulltak: yo
Krulltak: dessertification is scary
Krulltak: it pops the fuck out of nowhere and destroys civilizations like nothing
Krulltak: or gives them that much less to work with
Sterkiron: yo
Krulltak: so many ancient libyan sites in the deep desert that was once nice grassland
Sterkiron: I know this is a serious subject but you added an s and I’m just picturing all the land turning into brownie earthquakes from Dairy Queen
Sterkiron: and it looks delicious
Krulltak: hahahhahahahaahhahahahaah
10:26 AM - Krulltak: fucking Google Images just gets me
10:26 AM - Krulltak: large hairy men with beards
10:26 AM - Krulltak: isntead of
10:26 AM - Krulltak: literal bears
10:26 AM - The Momarch left chat.
10:26 AM - Simon the Zealot: did you type bears with beards
10:26 AM - Krulltak: yes
10:26 AM - JON: hahaha
10:26 AM - Simon the Zealot: ….hahahaha
10:26 AM - JON: so naive
10:26 AM - Krulltak: bearded bears doesn’t work either
10:27 AM - adrawrable: HAHAHAHAHA.
10:27 AM - Simon the Zealot: hahaha
10:27 AM - adrawrable: MANNY NO
10:27 AM - Krulltak: shut the hell up
In other news, there should be a video of Trace doing miserably in Dota 2 uploaded to our channel by tonight!
4:01 PM - Krulltak: IN THE BEGINNING
4:01 PM - Krulltak: THERE WAS THE WORD
4:01 PM - Krulltak: AND THE LORD SAID
4:01 PM - Krulltak: LET THERE BE SOUND
4:01 PM - Krulltak: AND THERE WAS SOUND
4:01 PM - The Monarch: (I walked him through getting to the device manager)
4:06 PM - JON: nice
